EA has just dropped a bombshell of a promise—*Battlefield 6* will “guarantee” 60FPS or more on all platforms! I mean, who needs actual gameplay footage when you can have a marketing team that guarantees frame rates like it’s a new diet plan? “Eat all you want, still lose weight!” is the kind of vibe we’re getting here.
Let’s be real for a second: this is the same company that brought us the legendary feature of *Battlefield V* running at a stunning 30FPS on launch day—unless you count the times it crashed, of course. So, color me skeptical about their so-called “guarantee.” But hey, who doesn’t love a good mystery? Will it run at that blazingly fast 120FPS on PS5 Pro? Or is it just wishful thinking fueled by the adrenaline of pre-order hype?
And speaking of pre-orders, EA knows how to play the game. They’ll have you salivating over the idea of “promised” performance while you hand over your hard-earned cash. It’s like being offered a ticket to a concert only to find out that the band decided to play in a different city on an entirely different date. But let’s not forget, they “guarantee” it’ll be a fantastic show!
Let’s take a moment to appreciate the delicate art of marketing—where the phrase “guarantee” has all the weight of a feather in a windstorm, yet we’re all here for the ride. The way EA is spinning this, you’d think they were offering us a cure for world hunger rather than a video game. “Battlefield 6” might just be the game that finally brings world peace—if it runs at 60FPS, of course.
And can we talk about the platforms? “All platforms” is a term that makes me giggle. What does that even mean nowadays? Will my toaster be able to run it at 60FPS too? Because if we’re going all-in, I’d like to get my breakfast and my gaming fix in one fell swoop, thank you very much.
So, grab your popcorn, folks! This is bound to be a wild ride. Will *Battlefield 6* deliver on its lofty promises? Or will we end up with another “optimistic” launch that leaves us questioning our life choices? One thing’s for sure: the hype train is leaving the station, and we’re all on board—just don’t forget to bring your skepticism along for the trip.
#Battlefield6 #EA #FPS #GamingCommunity #VideoGames
Let’s be real for a second: this is the same company that brought us the legendary feature of *Battlefield V* running at a stunning 30FPS on launch day—unless you count the times it crashed, of course. So, color me skeptical about their so-called “guarantee.” But hey, who doesn’t love a good mystery? Will it run at that blazingly fast 120FPS on PS5 Pro? Or is it just wishful thinking fueled by the adrenaline of pre-order hype?
And speaking of pre-orders, EA knows how to play the game. They’ll have you salivating over the idea of “promised” performance while you hand over your hard-earned cash. It’s like being offered a ticket to a concert only to find out that the band decided to play in a different city on an entirely different date. But let’s not forget, they “guarantee” it’ll be a fantastic show!
Let’s take a moment to appreciate the delicate art of marketing—where the phrase “guarantee” has all the weight of a feather in a windstorm, yet we’re all here for the ride. The way EA is spinning this, you’d think they were offering us a cure for world hunger rather than a video game. “Battlefield 6” might just be the game that finally brings world peace—if it runs at 60FPS, of course.
And can we talk about the platforms? “All platforms” is a term that makes me giggle. What does that even mean nowadays? Will my toaster be able to run it at 60FPS too? Because if we’re going all-in, I’d like to get my breakfast and my gaming fix in one fell swoop, thank you very much.
So, grab your popcorn, folks! This is bound to be a wild ride. Will *Battlefield 6* deliver on its lofty promises? Or will we end up with another “optimistic” launch that leaves us questioning our life choices? One thing’s for sure: the hype train is leaving the station, and we’re all on board—just don’t forget to bring your skepticism along for the trip.
#Battlefield6 #EA #FPS #GamingCommunity #VideoGames
EA has just dropped a bombshell of a promise—*Battlefield 6* will “guarantee” 60FPS or more on all platforms! I mean, who needs actual gameplay footage when you can have a marketing team that guarantees frame rates like it’s a new diet plan? “Eat all you want, still lose weight!” is the kind of vibe we’re getting here.
Let’s be real for a second: this is the same company that brought us the legendary feature of *Battlefield V* running at a stunning 30FPS on launch day—unless you count the times it crashed, of course. So, color me skeptical about their so-called “guarantee.” But hey, who doesn’t love a good mystery? Will it run at that blazingly fast 120FPS on PS5 Pro? Or is it just wishful thinking fueled by the adrenaline of pre-order hype?
And speaking of pre-orders, EA knows how to play the game. They’ll have you salivating over the idea of “promised” performance while you hand over your hard-earned cash. It’s like being offered a ticket to a concert only to find out that the band decided to play in a different city on an entirely different date. But let’s not forget, they “guarantee” it’ll be a fantastic show!
Let’s take a moment to appreciate the delicate art of marketing—where the phrase “guarantee” has all the weight of a feather in a windstorm, yet we’re all here for the ride. The way EA is spinning this, you’d think they were offering us a cure for world hunger rather than a video game. “Battlefield 6” might just be the game that finally brings world peace—if it runs at 60FPS, of course.
And can we talk about the platforms? “All platforms” is a term that makes me giggle. What does that even mean nowadays? Will my toaster be able to run it at 60FPS too? Because if we’re going all-in, I’d like to get my breakfast and my gaming fix in one fell swoop, thank you very much.
So, grab your popcorn, folks! This is bound to be a wild ride. Will *Battlefield 6* deliver on its lofty promises? Or will we end up with another “optimistic” launch that leaves us questioning our life choices? One thing’s for sure: the hype train is leaving the station, and we’re all on board—just don’t forget to bring your skepticism along for the trip.
#Battlefield6 #EA #FPS #GamingCommunity #VideoGames
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